Vampires

You are a team of desperate reporters and journalists, whose pens are sharper than spiked stakes, ready to challenge even the madmen of “REN TV”! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to shoot a documentary that will chill the blood... After all, we're talking about vampires, whose real life remains a dark secret to this day. There are two possible outcomes: either it will be a sensation that will eclipse all tabloids, or... there will be no sensation. Your tasks: penetrating into the den of the fanged and getting an exclusive interview;revealing the truth about garlic - why does this harmless vegetable cause immortal panic attacks;finally finding out where all your previous colleagues have disappeared to. Remember the golden rule: if a vampire says: "I don't bite," - grab your camera and shoot! But if he sighs wistfully: "What a neck you have!", - run! P. S. If after shooting you are irresistibly drawn to a juicy steak with blood and moonlit strolls - don't panic. Most likely, it's just a common professional burnout. Wait... what?